A Word To Those Who Annoy...

I have a statement to those who "spam" others. First of all, your work is often deleted without so much as a second glance. All of the time you spend creating such worthless junk is wasted. Why you choose to spend your time creating such CRAP that others not only find annoying, but often just downright RUDE, is baffling. Why not use your creativity for GOOD instead of EVIL? Do you honestly think that these ugly little attempts at attracting our attention will actually make us want to LIKE your product or service? Are you really naive enough to think that we'll try what you have to offer us and it will CHANGE OUR LIVES FOREVER?

Get real. The only thing you do with these grotesque little pieces of internet dung is ensure that NO ONE with the actual capabilities you're seeking comes anywhere NEAR your website, product, or service. In fact, I can assure you that at NO POINT IN TIME whatsoever are you going to receive anything even resembling the fantasy reaction that you've envisioned.

I can also tell you with almost perfect certainty that people, REAL people, already KNOW that any actual person or company that can REALLY come out with a product or service that they need, find useful, and can be satisfied with, would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS resort to such trivial and useless measures which you find so enthralling to your miniature little minds. Because a REAL company knows that the REAL way to attract consumers is by giving what they expect, and NOT annoying the living hell out of them until they hate you with the red hot fires of a billion burning suns...

Peace to all who DON'T "spam"...